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Mama's girl

She was the most dangerous kind of mama's girl, the kind that would cut you, kill you, or even dress up as the superhero on the good guy's side, then kill you, all to prove she was not a mama's girl.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Hypocritical

A dope dealer who wants to preach to you about how to get your life straight is hypocritical.
The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Mouth of the south

A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.
Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Dyke worker

1) a levee worker
2) a lesbian worker
The guy thought the girl had a mouth like a dyke worker after she cussed him out.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019
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