Innocence

There's no such thing as human innocence, therefore there is no innocence to shatter in anybody.

There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.

by Solid Mantis November 06, 2019

Square

1) A 4 sided shape where all 4 sides make right angles
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.

A group of Indians see a group of square faced white men approaching their fire. One points and smiles and says square what do you want?
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2016

Laziness

Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.

Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.

The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019

Giraffe in the room

The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.

Dewey Cox was the only one that wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020