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Youtuber's make videos on how to do anything but what you want to know, like how to lace a blunt with pcp without the customer finding out what was in it until years later, or how to make a drink with meth in it that tastes like a four loko to college girls.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2018
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The two tv personalities claimed that they were uncomfortable on air talking about sex and rape even though the female tv personality made shows about rape and 911 calls on a regular basis, despite her claims of discomfort. You don't usually make shows on a regular basis about something you're uncomfortable with or hold sacred.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2018
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Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?
by Solid Mantis March 31, 2018
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Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.
Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018
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Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018
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