by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.
Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.
Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?
Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.
Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?
Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021
I'd rather someone had a negative view of me than a false positive one. At least it's their view of me, and not a view I forced them to have because I was desperate to prove I didn't care what anybody thought of me. Of course I care as much as the next guy/girl what other people think of me, but they're still going to think what they are going to think anyway, and that's the reality of it.
by Solid Mantis December 22, 2020
Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?
Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017
Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2019
The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020
Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020