Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

by Solid Mantis June 04, 2019

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 09, 2019

Dynasty

You don't think of as many sports dynasties from cities much smaller than Atlanta, Dallas, St Louis, Balimore or Cleveland. Its not unrealistic to think a team from Milwaukee, Portland, or Sacramento will have to do some extraordinary things just to get a championship in the same championship game, and hardly ever do you hear about several years in a row they re back again for another title.

Outside of hockey, you don't hear as many people saying the Trail Blazers or the Kings are back as you do the Bronx Bombers or the Lakers. Some teams really do have the strength in numbers to make a dynasty, even if people in a smaller city are told their teams owners has more buying power than the next guy.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019