Definitions by Solid Mantis
Cowhand
What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.
Cowhand by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016
Black market
Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.
I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.
Black market by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016
Square
1) A 4 sided shape where all 4 sides make right angles
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.
A group of Indians see a group of square faced white men approaching their fire. One points and smiles and says square what do you want?
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.
Square by Solid Mantis October 20, 2016
Beenie weenie
Beenie weenie by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016
4 seazons
4 seazons by Solid Mantis October 18, 2016
Urban camping
Being physically homeless for a few hours or days without being technically homeless. Your body has no place to go but you do have a home somewhere, it doesn't have to be in a city to end up going urban camping, you might live in the country.
Billy has been urban camping for a few days now, he knows he can get a cheap tent at wal mart, that boy is a damn fool. He ought to pay attention to the bus schedules so he wouldn't end up in the woods like that.
Urban camping by Solid Mantis October 13, 2016