Solid Mantis's definitions
Have you heard from Crysta? She was supposed to get back from that date by now, the guy must have kidnapped her, call the police. You know how she likes the roughmen and won't let the gentlemen treat her right.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2016
Get the Roughmenmug. Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
Get the Willfully contradictorymug. by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
Get the Bass turdmug. by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.
Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Sleazeballmug. Someone who thinks that they're a student of human behavior, spying on people for the government agency known as her mother.
The mama's girl kept notes about different people she knew from her human behavior class hidden somewhere for show to the person who found them.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Mama's girlmug. Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug.