Definitions by Solid Mantis

Idiot 

I been called one of those since I was a kid and last thing people would do is lie to you, that means I'm an idiot, it's true!

I've always been such an idiot.

Idiot by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

MMA douchebag

The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.

I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.

MMA douchebag by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

Pork chops by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Jump in

A way to get in to the gang loop, it's just one way.

The east side hard skulls gonna jump in on me bout 54 guys gonna welcome me to they gang.

Jump in by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016

Fresh kills 

Nothing there is fresh or dead, it just smells rotten and dead.

Hold your nose til we get to the other side of Staten Island, the wind is a blowin today. Who the hell wants to play golf by Fresh Kills for several hours?

Fresh kills by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016

Snake

A backstabbing piece of shit.

That boy Tony ain't the guy he says he is, that boys a snake.

Snake by Solid Mantis October 28, 2016

She's finally gone

A movie about a guy celebrating, rather than mourning the loss of a girl. It's much better than she's all that!

Man I feel really happy, optimistic and positive after watching She's finally gone! Best I've felt since that girl finally left me alone, I can totally relate Matthew Prince Whatever, keep making awesome movies I'm gonna request an encore! She's finally gone. Man I usually don't like shit like that I didn't think I did.

She's finally gone by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016