Definitions by Solid Mantis
Half mile under club
Half mile under club by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Std
Short for Shit talking disorder. There are no programs for assistance with this condition, the necessary attitude adjustments are considered controversial and the disorder considered socially acceptable.
Std by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Open face sandwich
A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.
The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement
Open face sandwich by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Bromance
Two guys who have not known each other their whole lives involved in a pretentious fantasy friendship where they know everything about each other, even dark and dirty secrets. Gay men have it right, a bromance has always been two sexual rivals pretending they don't want anything to happen to their rival. Gay men enjoy each others company, a bromance is not the real thing.
Ricky and Bobby aren't going to fuck so why do they hang like they enjoy sucking each others cocks so much? Their own company must be desperately lacking in ability to entertain oneself, when you're hopeless post an ad in the paper for a heterosexual bromance. Or, learn to quit depending on somebody else for company.
Bromance by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Axe murderer
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
Axe murderer by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Fair-weather friend
What most people you will meet in life are by nature. There's always something to do, a part of the world you haven't seen. There's one person who's not a fair-weather friend in your life, and that is you. There's only one person you need, there's only one you have to rely on. Yourself, everybody else needs to fuck off, period.
It's rare to find somebody who doesn't keep a few phony fair-weather friends around, but some people don't do it that way, they live how they want, they're here one time only, period.
Fair-weather friend by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Goliath syndrome
A guy that thinks being well over 6 feet makes him invincible and invulnerable. Like Napoleon syndrome, not all guys over 6 foot 4 have Goliath syndrome. The man from the Guinness book of records most likely did not have Goliath's syndrome despite being nearly 9 feet tall. This could have been what they say about giants not having long life spans. Mostly a guy over 6 feet that likes to pick on people who are under 6 feet, but wouldn't pick on somebody over 6'4, 6'6, this is Goliath's syndrome at work.
That albino kid Silas has bad Goliath syndrome man. Somebody at this school is gonna decapitate that freak if he doesn't quit putting them in wall lockers, he never fights with the football players, basketball team or the teachers always just the kids he think can't stand up to him.
Goliath syndrome by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016