Solid Mantis's definitions

Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

2020

A year some groups of people calling themselves governments, or groups with the intent to become governments used to prepare most of the world's population for their more totalitarian form of government. If you look at what followed 1918 (depression and world war), and think that history can't repeat itself because technology has advanced or a few things have changed on the surface since then, think again. As long as people don't keep the groups calling themselves a government in check, they have no right to do anything the government hasn't given them permission to do.

2020 wasn't the worst year for a plague in history, the world has been through worse. If a few groups convince enough people that 2020 is the worst thing that could happen to them, they have almost total control over the lives of the rest of the popilation for the upcoming years. That defeats the point of calling any government a democracy, since calling it that is misleading.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021

Foreign violence

An act of violence abroad.

An unknown assailant beat a tourist in Indonesia to death with a selfie stick. He committed an act of foreign violence on a broad.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Ruler ref

The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.

Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Wuban

A white kid that acts like a Cuban. The white kids who consider themselves Tony Montana from Scarface.

Dan is a Wuban. He's not Cuban and doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, but considers himself the biggest cocaine dealer in south florida.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Mama's girl

Someone who thinks that they're a student of human behavior, spying on people for the government agency known as her mother.

The mama's girl kept notes about different people she knew from her human behavior class hidden somewhere for show to the person who found them.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Hypocrite

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.

The girl was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one that didnt know she was a hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020