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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Dust belt 

Neighborhoods occupied by people who use pcp. Not Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, or Death Valley. Not neighborhoods filled with cokeheads. Only neighborhoods with high pcp use.
Paco is from the dust belt and would rather turn everybody around him into a drooling, blabbering dusthead than try something they've done that worked and improved their quality of life, not to mention IQ.
Dust belt by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016
Randolph looks like he took a blast, his hair is standing on end.
Blast by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail 

Mail containing heroin.
I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?
Junk mail by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016
If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.
When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!
Doyle by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Shower fairy

A gay guy taking a shower is a shower fairy.
Don't go in there right now, the shower fairy is in there dude!
Shower fairy by Solid Mantis November 19, 2016

Twenty-nine palms 

Ask a room full of people how many have wanted to try some crack, for a show of hands. If there are 600 people in the room and 29 of them thought about it, you will see twenty-nine palms.
Got a turnout of twenty-nine palms on crack use last night, usually I get about three, four out of 600.
Twenty-nine palms by Solid Mantis November 18, 2016

Half mile under club

Sex in hell.
Charles and Judy are members of the half mile under club.
Half mile under club by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016