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A clown is a person who entertains for a living. Anybody not getting paid to entertain, or in the entertainment business is not a clown.
Steve was trying to fuck around with the guy thinking he was a clown and it was okay with him and of course things went wrong when Steve found out the guy was not a clown or an entertainer. Steve had no excuse not to know already though, since the guy was not an entertainer or a performer, and Steve would not have seen him on a stage anywhere, he had no reason to think the guy was a clown.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Clown mug.The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
Get the Battered Eskimo mug.It's hard to determine whether a bullfighter, a lion tamer, or someone who castrated animals for a living is more chicken shit.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Chicken shit mug.Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Social media mug.A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
Get the Next to last samurai mug.An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
Get the Pear shaped mug.The opposite of what a gangster would do. When someone shows up somewhere and shows disrespect to somebody instead of respect.
The family of the beheaded man showed up at the funeral of the man who was sawn in half for beheading him, to pay disrespects. They all ended up hacking each other up.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2019
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