Picture

A picture doesnt prove anything about a person, it shows the person can pose. Being a poser isnt something to brag about.
A picture doesnt tell you anything about who somebody really is, or what they're really like, which is why social media is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Instigator

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as David, and the other guy as Goliath in any argument or incident, thinks the other guy is always the argumentative one. Someone who will create drama out of what doesn't matter in life, and where there was no drama.
The instigator carried a couple stones for her slingshot at the beach in case the seagulls thought she was bluffing.
by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019
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Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
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Asshole

A guy who doesn't help anybody else out with anything.
That asshole isn't gonna be doing anything nice for anybody today.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
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Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020
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Cops

People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.
Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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Instigator

The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.
The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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