Definitions by Solid Mantis

Art institute 

Something you won't have an interest in tomorrow if you didn't today.

The girl tried to change him by sending him to the art institute and had no luck, he wasn't going to change, or develop an interest in the art institute.

Art institute by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Horseface 

A face that usually has a mouth running to go with it.

The horseface said she was gonna cut some skin off you guy, watch your back.

Horseface by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Pedestal

What you're putting somebody on when you tell them they're more righteous, or the greatest person or greatest at anything. It might give somebody a buzz to know they're on a pedestal, but does it help them not to hear what they need to? There's people who overdo the pedestal shit.

You put her on such a high pedestal all males are expected to believe females are more righteous than males.

You put him on such a high pedestal females think he's got a round table full of knights in shining armor and really the guys an asshole.

Pedestal by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.

Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay

Horse face syndrome by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Gator mouth bitch 

A female who talks a lot of shit but would rather keep her head underwater and hide everything but her eyes when somebody finds out she's a gator mouth bitch.

She's a gator mouth bitch, she will use her words to cut right through you.

Gator mouth bitch by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Sandhills 

Mountains->Foothills-->Piedmont->Sand hills->Beach

The zone between Piedmont/foothills and the beach, home to several military bases and more pine trees than you can count.

Gonna eat me a lot of peaches. Millions of peaches in the Sandhills, but the ice cream ain't free.

Sandhills by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Authenticious 

Suspicious in an authentic way.

There was something authenticious about 2 of the 6 guys in the van, the other four were just plain suspicious.

Authenticious by Solid Mantis February 2, 2018