Solid Mantis's definitions

Situationship

Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.

There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019

Thanksgiving

A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.

A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

5'1

The most popular guy at my school was 5'1.

New kid- You know that 5'1 guy with the muscles? I'm not intimidated but almost, that guy looks tough.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2017

Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.

No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Game changer

A guy who plays 22 different video games in a weekend in his mothers basement is changing games a lot.

That fatass is a real game changer, he's been playing video games for 9 days in a row now.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account).

There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020