The cigarette that is trying to put big tobacco out of business. It's even got a corny, abbreviated name, e cig.
Here's 8 bucks, run to the gas station and get me one e cig, not two packs of cigarettes, just one e cig it's sophisticated, everybody does it and it's healthier than a real cigarette, plus it's got a cooler name. E cig that sounds like something a baseball player would smoke, a rod smokes e cigs not camel Turkish golds.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
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by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the Brazen bull mug.If the unintended side effect of restrictions and lockdowns is premature death by heart problems and lack of the kind of activity people got before the pandemic, what good are the lockdowns? Telling people there is a new normal, and giving them guidelines on how to exercise in it will never keep them as healthy as they were before the restrictions and lockdowns. The bullshit is bad for everybody, though the people and entities behind the lockdowns and restrictions are never going to openly admit that it's bad for people.
The restrictions and lockdowns are going to endanger and kill some people anyway, so what's the point? In reality, life is worth losing, that's what a scientist, someone in the business of healthcare, the WHO, the government, the media, or anybody else making money off the pandemic isn't going to tell anybody.
by Solid Mantis April 06, 2021
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by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
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by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020
Get the Wildfire mug.Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
Get the Soft mug.If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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