Solid Mantis's definitions

Whining

Thinking of a minimum wage job as sub-serviant work, or of the people you work for/with as slave drivers is called whining. At a minimum wage job you don't get paid much but you do get paid something. Nobody likes a minimum wage job, but whiners haven't had to be anything closer to sub-serviant than anybody else who worked a minimum wage job.

At least you get paid, people who didn't get paid for doing work as kids aren't whining about it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

White

If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.

White is bland.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Circus

The big top.

You could tell the circus was in town when the girl started doing flips and poses like an acrobat and putting them in commercials. Since the commercials weren't advertising for any other product, they must have been for the upcoming circus.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Poser

Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.

Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Thrown game

Whether somebody called you a favorite for rookie of the year, or for an unlikely trip to the playoffs, any time an opponent has thrown the game or rigged the system to blow you off course, you never had much of a chance, no matter what you did with the slim chance you had.

When you're going against a thrown game every season, the real underdog was always you. The real favorite was always the other guy.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021