Solid Mantis's definitions

Girly boy

A male who hates males.

The girly boy thought of most males as testosterone fueled assholes and idiots, so he liked to be around females and transvestites since they were as smart as and spiritually in tune with his taste and style as he was.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Full of shit

Someone with a lot of mouth on them. Sometimes called a sassy attitude by some.

The girl's defensive response to being called on being full of shit was similar to her response on being called an idiot, a chicken shit, a terror(ist), or anything else you could think of, if she said it before somebody else did, she thought she got brownie points for it.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!

by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

Babyface boy/girl

A gangster with a babyface. If male, the gangster is feminine, if female, the gangster is boyish.

The babyface boy/girl was involved in all sorts of things.

by Solid Mantis September 15, 2019