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Headaches

You have to combat them.
The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Dude

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.
Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020
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Model citizen

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.
The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019
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World series scandal

At what point is cheating not cheating, when the teams with the most fans (Dodgers or Yankees) get the titles from all the other teams? Its interesting how the Dodgers haven't started investigating the Nationals (yet), but there's a bandwagon of support for investigating the Astros and Red Sox.
The World Series scandal went from nobody but Dodgers fans and Yankees fans having a problem with the outcome of the last few World Series to everybody wanting people out of the league and losing everything overnight. There's a lot of people who don't give something much thought until everybody else does.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Rich kid syndrome

Actually this describes a kid that isn't from a wealthy family who spends their whole life trying to prove to the world that they were born rich and powerful. Kind of like Napoleon proving he was big and strong or a gangsta rapper trying to prove they are hood muhfuckas.
Carl has had rich kid syndrome since he could talk and walk. He walks like a rich kid, talks like a rich kid, thinks like a rich kid, ah fuck he's a rich kid okay I said it.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2016
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Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.
Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
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