Solid Mantis's definitions

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Together

Anybody who still has a job and tells you that we're all in this together when you don't is full of shit. They're not with you and they dont give a fuck about you.

The reality is, many people are on their own, and they won't find many people that give a fuck in life. In what way is someone with a job in the media or the government in it together with someone looking for another job since everything got shut down?

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Unsacred marriage

Someone who doesn't hold marriage sacred, but doesn't want to end up alone is likely to enter one.

The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Instigator

Someone who tries to get everybody angry at or about all the wrong things in life.

The instigator tried to rally people about a bullshit cause so they wouldn't take time to actually think about any of it.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020

Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.

Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020

Road house

A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.

Road house-

Wade- Let's have a beer mijo.

Dalton- Why are you talking like that?

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020