Solid Mantis's definitions

Barbarian

A guy stuck in the 12th century AD.

The guy talked slow but he wasn't stupid, he was just a barbarian.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2019

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and desperately try to pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Machiavellian princess

A manly princess. Not to be confused with a true tomboy that does things guys do, a Machiavellian princess appears/seems to be a tomboy or like a tomboy on the surface, but is actually excessively masculine by nature, and someone you would think would have had a sex change by now, but hasn't done so only for fear of the social stigma. A Machiavellian princess is called a Machiavellian princess in the same way an effeminate prince is called Machiavellian, she is the female version of a Reptilian effeminate prince.

The Machiavellian princess wants everybody back in line.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears). Pretending to jump to the defense of someone afraid to stand is as chicken shit as being afraid to stand, since it's still being afraid to really stand.

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Dexter holland

A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.

I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Senior officer

What both officers in the Minneapolis area killings were, they weren't new guys.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers getting nailed to a cross, as some would call it, are senior officers and not newcomers.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Lockdown

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.

People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020