Definitions by Solid Mantis

Introvert 

Someone who wants the world to think they're an extrovert, because if the world stopped thinking they were an extrovert, people would use them once they started being who they were growing up again. Someone who thinks rejection is the most painful thing that can happen to a person.

An introvert tells you they have nothing to hide, but they certainly dont do or say anything revealing unless everyone else does.

Introvert by Solid Mantis May 5, 2020

Pretentious 

Thinking everyone else is the fake one, or that the world is fake.

Pretentious isnt much different than superficial, though it's more of a mindset than a personality. It's a mindset that isnt based in authenticity or reality.

Pretentious by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020

Pretentious 

Thinking everything in life is fake, make believe, pretend, or a joke.

People with a pretentious mindset usually have a pretentious personality to go with it, but pretentious is more of a mindset.

Pretentious by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020

Bouncing 

Playing around with something, like a ball. People who think everything is a sport or a game usually like to try and bounce things.

The girl knew that she wasnt going to be bouncing anybody's cats while they were around.

Bouncing by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020

Bucket list 

A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.

The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.

Bucket list by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020

Hypocrite 

Someone who will break the law to enforce it.

The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.

Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!

Oklahoma hula hoop by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020