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Change

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated. Not everything that is preserved needs to be donated to a bunch of people you never met before either, that's not being a humanitarian, really it's a bunch of people you never met before trying to take advantage of somebody they see as being too nice.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
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Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.
I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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