Solid Mantis's definitions

Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.

Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Joke

A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.

The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

evil

a female full of cruelty and trickery is an evil that continues to go on

the evil queen had his eyes burned out of his skull for looking at her in a way she considered the wrong way

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.

Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.

You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Mouse girl

A female that roots for the gangs when they triumph, and becomes a gangbuster if somebody defeats the gang, that way she gets credit either way for not being one of the losers like the boys.

The mouse girl was always looking to turn males into mice so she wouldn't end up a mouse by herself.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021