Solid Mantis's definitions

Teapot

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

patriot poser

a female with sideburns

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

evil

a female full of cruelty and trickery is an evil that continues to go on

the evil queen had his eyes burned out of his skull for looking at her in a way she considered the wrong way

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

temp

a rapper's word for temperature since temp sounds cooler than temperature (less syllables sounds cooler)

Eminem at a check up- Yo, check out my temp and my blood prez bitch, I ain't no fuckin lame I'm gonna flip da fuck out if you don't do it yo, I'll make more muthafuckas bleed in dis bitch!

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate

Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!

by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

WNFL

a female football league with male cheerleaders

News story-Drea Carrupth, an offensive linegirl for the WNFL Dallas Cowpunchers, was convicted of the first degree murder of her husband and child. They were gunned down in their home 10 years ago. 100 men have also come forward about being raped by a 315 female in a helmet/covered facemask, pads, and built like a refrigerator.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018