Solid Mantis's definitions
Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
Get the Erectile dysfunctionmug. The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).
The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
Get the Goofusmug. The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.
Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
Get the Ignoremug. A mushroom.
The flower said to the mushroom you used to be a fungi to take to parties, until they found all the decomposed bodies.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
Get the Fungimug. A personality type.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Smooth posermug. One difference between someone who ignores you and someone who's rejects you is the person who rejects you was paying attention to you, and was taking everything seriously.
The girl thought the guy didn't take her seriously like most of the people with sense didn't, but the guy was really the kind of guy who took everything seriously, and knew he didn't trust her, so he decided to reject her.
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019
Get the Rejectmug. A right hand man for a lefthander.
by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021
Get the Left hand manmug.