Solid Mantis's definitions

Whalers

Boston based rock band, lead singer is rob gnarly.

Rob gnarly and the whalers are putting on a sold out show in front of the flipping Jenny boat by the waterfront you guys want to go?

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016

Second wave

The first wave sounded original, but once the media starts calling it the second, third, and fourth, they start sounding like imbeciles. No wonder there's suddenly a bunch of new mutations on the virus, since calling it the first wave still would lose the shock effect the media was originally going for.

The media will most likely have aomething new in store for the third wave, just like they did the second wave.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021

Joke

Someone who thinks everything everybody says is a joke.

He/she was never the funny kind of joke, since he/she always tried to act tough/scary, or like another person.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

BC

1) Before Christ
2) Before Columbus
3) Birth Control- Birth Control eyeglasses count as birth control, the coke bottle glasses with thick lenses make effective birth control, as effective as any other method.

Carl had to deliver 1500 BC glasses to Springfield, Illinois.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

Game changer

A guy who plays 22 different video games in a weekend in his mothers basement is changing games a lot.

That fatass is a real game changer, he's been playing video games for 9 days in a row now.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Fly

If a guy doesn't even try to swat a fly that lands on his head, what kinds of other decisions is he making on a daily basis?

Were you gonna get that fly, or did you want somebody else to do it?

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020