Definitions by Solid Mantis
Chicken shit
Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
Chicken shit by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Chicken shit
Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
Chicken shit by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Karate
Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?
Karate by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Chicken shit
Somebody who waits until decades and decades after somebody's death to celebrate their death/downfall.
The chicken shit didnt want to be the only chicken shit celebrating the death/downfall of the person/statue of the person, so he or she got a whole group of people to spread the celebration like wildfire, that way it wouldn't be gloating or awkward for him or her.
Chicken shit by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Mrs. Clean
Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
Mrs. Clean by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
The perfect girl
The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
The perfect girl by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Mouthy
Talking all the shit you can't stomach, rather than really speaking your honest thoughts, feelings, or opinions on something.
The mouthy girl couldnt bite her tongue or hold it in her stomach any more, she didnt want to get called weak for the rest of her life, the way she had been called weak her whole life to that point, so she said some bullshit that seemed like what somebody speaking their mind would say, even though it wasnt close to what she really thought or felt. That way it was always the other person/people that were heartless and cold.
Mouthy by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020