Mayberry

A small town.

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 07, 2021

Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Sleazeball

A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.

Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Roughmen

This kind of man is not a gentleman at all.

Have you heard from Crysta? She was supposed to get back from that date by now, the guy must have kidnapped her, call the police. You know how she likes the roughmen and won't let the gentlemen treat her right.

by Solid Mantis October 24, 2016

MGM

Male genital mutilation. A women's libber's dream come true.

That guy shouldn't have been born an asshole, MGM is what he gets! Yea!

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018