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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
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Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
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Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
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Change

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated. Not everything that is preserved needs to be donated to a bunch of people you never met before either, that's not being a humanitarian, really it's a bunch of people you never met before trying to take advantage of somebody they see as being too nice.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
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Like moths to a blacklight

Flames aren't the only things that attract moths, but somehow like moths to a blacklight doesn't sound right.
Girl- Men flocked to her like moths to a blacklight. No that's no good, nobody would read something like that.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
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