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Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.
Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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Victorian

The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era, whereas people who really were alive during the Victorian era had their Victorian values because they really were alive during the Victorian era.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2020
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Bob

One of the poodle people had a bob and always preached about how people talked about the recession like it was over, when things were worse than ever. It almost makes you wonder where the interest in depressions and recessions came from, or whether the kind of person who would sabotage something mechanical would sabotage something financially, since wondering about people's intentions is not the same as forming a conspiracy theory.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2019
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Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
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Apology

Apologies are like shit, you don't have to take them,and you don't have to give them either. You don't owe it to anybody to pay anything forward.
Don't take an apology, an apology doesnt change anything or anyone.
by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020
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Black history month

Black history month is important, it means the world to some. If black history month was taken off the calender the way dome confederate monuments are gone forever now, it wouldn't be okay with people, it wouldn't be acceptable. Its one sided to remember one side of things, but to forget and erase all other sides that cause disagreement, division, or controversy because it pisses you off to think about them, and anything that pisses you off has to be considered racism by everybody else.
The country wouldn't be what it is without black history month or civil rights. Whether you like it or not, the country wouldn't be what it is without the civil war either, it was a chapter in the nations past, it will always be a chapter in the nations past, it happened for a reason.
by Solid Mantis January 31, 2020
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Talking shit

Usually done on the internet or from a faraway distance (kept beyond an open arms length away), but sometimes done within earshot.
Talking shit to Mike on the internet is hilarious.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017
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