Definitions by Solid Mantis
Chicago bears
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
Chicago bears by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Chicago bears
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
Chicago bears by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Mothman
Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
Mothman by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Change
A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated. Not everything that is preserved needs to be donated to a bunch of people you never met before either, that's not being a humanitarian, really it's a bunch of people you never met before trying to take advantage of somebody they see as being too nice.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
Change by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
Like moths to a blacklight
Flames aren't the only things that attract moths, but somehow like moths to a blacklight doesn't sound right.
Girl- Men flocked to her like moths to a blacklight. No that's no good, nobody would read something like that.
Like moths to a blacklight by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
Change
A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
Change by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020