Solid Mantis's definitions

Bland

When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018

Subhuman

Putting in a days work somewhere for show must make you feel subhuman.

Shoveling snow made the girl feel subhuman, how come people who did shit like that as little kids didn't feel subhuman when they did a little work around the house?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Kneecaps

A sensitive spot on someone that you think thinks that he is otherwise invincible.

Street fighter Alpha Dalton von Staffenburg- I was there I saw the smash of his kneecaps. He dropped like a stone. Paulie Mussolini is dead.

Paulie Mussolini- Aside from a few scrapes, bruises, and marks, I am unhurt and was never in danger. In the name of the Valkyrie, I will not give up on my happy Jew hunting.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Decline

Another word for gentrification, where they get enough people living somewhere to stab or shoot one another to move everybody out and buy the land cheap when it becomes a ghost town.

A lot of neighborhoods in Detroit and places like Detroit would have once been considered by some to be like what suburban areas are now, nice neighborhoods that had houses with lawns, outside of downtown and the business/commercial/industrial areas. The neighborhoods didnt really decline, they did get rid of a lot of people the same way they got rid of a lot of white people after World War 2 in the larger cities, and nothing and nobody replaced many of the people that left Detroit recently. A neighborhood that once was filled with Italians or Jews or another group might become a black neighborhood, but gentrification is the same no matter what the shade of skin of the people that live there, it is a human neighborhood.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020

Houston Astros

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020