Solid Mantis's definitions

Bubbly

What the inside of a bottle of clean, pure hand sanitizer looks like.

You can stick your bottle of hand sanitizer right up your ass bubbly girl, that way nobody can burst all the bubbles in your bottle. That should keep you from becoming unclean, it might even keep your shit from stinking.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Unclean

Sick, dirty.

I am unclean and I carry no hand sanitizer or face mask, if you become unclean yourself, that's too bad for you.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Wholesome image

An image/reputation of someone that never does wrong, which is why they're as argumentative/mouthy as they are, they're always right and never wrong.

He/she had a wholesome image to keep up, the same one he/she had in high school (though he/she would also claim to have changed at oppurtune times in life).

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Bubbly

Someone that never got popped as a kid.

The bubbly girl thought that if she changed her image, that everyone else around her had to also change, and that the world around her and everything in it had to change as well (until she had everything revolving around her, as it had in her family and most areas of her life for her entire life). All this had to happen so that nobody would remember the goody two shoes poodle of her family with the bark that wouldn't quit, and they would only have the new, updated image of the drooling pit bull on meth and steroids to go by.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Wholesome image

A clean, efficient image.

The bubbly girl was trying to keep the same wholesome image she had in high school and before high school. She would claim to not be so innocent at an oppurtune time to benefit from doing so, but otherwise most of the time she was a lot like a shade of white, everybody else was just a little bit dirtier than her and she hated being alone, so she tried to adjust her image to either blend with others at oppurtune times, or to be different at oppurtune times. She had been the goody two shoes of her family as a kid, and wanted to look/sound a little bit more dangerous to others after she turned 18, so she traded in her poodle tht went well with her personality for a pitbull that would make her look tougher/scarier to people she thought were now the innocent bystanders (since she was now the dirty one, and they were the clean, straight ones, in her mind).

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Poser

A white guy that says TIA in Omaha to sound tougher.

Guy that thinks he's Leonardo Di Caprio at the bar- TIA, right my brew.

Bartender- No, not TIA, TIO. This is Omaha, I know because I am one of two black guys here. This is not Africa my man. I will not be a poser with you.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021