Misinformation

What the media doesn't tell you when talking about all the horror stories on the coronavirus is that though over 3,000 people is a lot when you've lost a loved one, there's still over a billion people that lived on in China. Instead, all you hear about is how people should worry more than they are, that they should take more caution, but that they shouldn't panic, and that they should remain calm, which is all contradictory.
The misinformation about the coronavirus and deaths is not all coming from China, it's on the news in the united states.
by Solid Mantis April 01, 2020
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Unclean

I am unclean and I carry no hand sanitizer or face mask, if you become unclean yourself, that's too bad for you.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
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Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!
I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017
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Ego

The way to a man's heart is not stroking his ego, the way to a six year old boys heart is. A six year old boyfriend is fun though.
Which one of us do you love honey me or the six year old? I have the bigger ego, that's intense of me.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018
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Uptight

Someone walking around like they have a shepard's cane up their ass.
Cane thought Abel was too uptight.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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Study

A room that usually looks like a tornado came through, the winds ripped apart the walls and roof, rearranged all the clothes in the room and left them on the floor, then reassembled the walls and roof of the house the room was in. A room that reflects the inhabitant of the room, quiet and introspective but thought to be outgoing. A plain, simple way to describe the room is a messy room to study opponents from.
The girl had many things hidden away from the public eye in her study, despite being the kind of hypocrite who claimed she had nothing to hide.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019
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