Brazen brisket

A form of execution where the person is stuck in a chamber to cook, then served as brisket to guests.
The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017
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Actor/actress

If being yourself was really all you could do, there would be no actors and actresses, and there would certainly be no actors/actresses, or imitators telling other people to be themselves.
An actor/actress knows how to pose as other people, they do it all the time. The reality is you can be yourself, and you can also be a poser your entire life, and plenty of the people telling other people to be themselves are busy being posers themselves.
by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020
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Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.
Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Skank

Females don't like being called skank, especially by guys who beat the shit out of faggots who suck each other off right after they just got done fucking their spouse in the ass, then run them over with a combine in the middle of a field.
That faggot is now one hundreth of the bitch he used to be, I don't know why he was trying to stand up for his girl. She's a fuckin skank, that's why I had to combine his ass.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017
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Dutchboy

The girl had a Dutchboy haircut as a kid.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
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Conversion

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.
by Solid Mantis May 04, 2018
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Childhood

Childhood was never innocence, it was just the time people were closer to who they really are. Expensive cars and clothes can disguise a person, but they dont make a person. People who try to change from who they were growing up are really trying to disguise who they were growing up.
Expensive cars and clothes dont make a person more real, a poser can buy an expensive car, clothes, or a motorcycle just like anybody else. Who somebody is in an expensive car doesn't tell you who they were growing up during their childhood.
by Solid Mantis May 07, 2020
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