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They make shirts for wife beaters, but none for husband beaters, brother beaters, or sister beaters. Not everyone who wears the shirt wants to beat the shit out of somebody's wife.
Ronny- Andrew's outside in his wife beater, working on his car. The deadbeat piece of shit won't even put on a t shirt.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2017
Get the Wife beater mug.Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017
Get the Extreme ass whooping mug.A person who pretends to be more righteous than they are to preach, but doesn't walk the righteous life they preach, and usually won't walk much else of what they preach.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017
Get the Pretentighteous mug.Some pussy just called me a wuss, he was trying to piss me off, but he failed. Wuss doesn't piss anybody off, wuss makes a guy want to go home and tell his mommy a story about how he called a bully a wuss and brought his slingshot to school for self defense against mean, rude bullies.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
Get the Wuss mug.A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.
Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
Get the Concealed slingshot mug.Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017
Get the Thumbscrew mug.Females who claim to be more righteous than males have a superiority complex. Males who claim females are more morally qualified are also claiming females are superior.
Anybody who has a superiority complex doesn't believe in the equality they preach, since something superior to something else is not equal to it. Since no two people are the same, no two people are equal, which only means every person is different.
by Solid Mantis October 10, 2017
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