Definitions by Solid Mantis

Imaginary brother 

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

Imaginary brother by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Ocrachoke 

A move from Ocracoke Island where you choke the shit out of somebody til their face turns green, like okra. You can also stick there head underwater for a while, like Ocracoke Island. People talk like they got a little more sense after their head has been underwater a while, it puts things in perspective.

The guy was in an ocrachoke.

Ocrachoke by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Facepalm 

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

Facepalm by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.

The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.

Dork girl by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Dork girl

A female dork.

A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.

Dork girl by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Demotivation 

Something I try to practice rather than preach.

Demotivation will keep me from getting off my ass and doing something.

Demotivation by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Parasite 

A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.

The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.

Parasite by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019