Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Mass 

A Catholic celebration in which people celebrate the Last Supper where Jesus performed the ultimate sacrifice.

"Dude, mass sucks."
"Haha, you gotta go to Mass, lewser!"

Mass by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Chesticles 

Man boobs.

"Testicles are on a man, not a woman you dumbass, so chesticles are man boobs."

Chesticles by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

192 

UK Directory Enquiries. Worked flawlessly, was a bit expensive but was worth the price. Shut down for no reason by Oftel, who never like to see one company do well on its own, and shut down by the people who want needless competition. 192 followed in the footsteps of Ma Bell. 192 is being replaced with twelve six-digit '118' numbers, the original 192 service can be found at 118 500, but it now has rivals. There are lots of pussy services like 118 118 and 118 888.

"Dude, phone 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."

192 by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

spoon 

1) Eating instrument.
2) Exclamation of joy.
3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon."
2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON!"
3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

spoon by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

TWAT by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Mind that child! 

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

Mind that child! by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

king hell 

Shortened version of fucking hell.

"Look at that!"
"King hell!"

king hell by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003