Word up, kids?

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

1) A group of people who tax the nation for their income.
2) Anything goes in their IRC channels, however you cannot connect to them outside their site.
3) People who are obsessed with 'dossier sex'.
4) Great TV programs.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

pr0nkey

What you press when you're teh hr0ny f0r teh pr0n.

"Dude, I am hr0ny f0r teh pr0n."
"Dude, press your pr0nkey."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste

"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

nappy

Really means the British word for diaper.

"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Mind that child!

1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Pump

1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.

1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003