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Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Tabernacle

The housing behind the altar where the Eucharist is kept.
"Dude, put that Jesus bread in the tabernacle."
"Dude, that word so reminds me of 'tackle'."

telephone toughguy 

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.
"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."
Dorling Kindersley. Book publisher.
"Dude, check out my DK encyclopaediaz0riclickaclickaboomboomqwertyazertyjohollagadollayogyogium!"

Armpit Sucker

Someone with bad taste
"Dude, I'll give you this deep fried mars bar if you go and pull Mary the Armpit Sucker."

auf wiedersehen 

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV
"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

autoexec 

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia
"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.
"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"