"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

UK Directory Enquiries. Worked flawlessly, was a bit expensive but was worth the price. Shut down for no reason by Oftel, who never like to see one company do well on its own, and shut down by the people who want needless competition. 192 followed in the footsteps of Ma Bell. 192 is being replaced with twelve six-digit '118' numbers, the original 192 service can be found at 118 500, but it now has rivals. There are lots of pussy services like 118 118 and 118 888.
"Dude, phone 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.
It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.
DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.
Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.
DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.
During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.
DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.
Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.
DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.
During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
by Soiled Undergarment October 20, 2004

1) An exclamation of joy.
2) The noise a shotgun makes.
3) The noise a bomb makes two clicks before going off.
4) A song.
2) The noise a shotgun makes.
3) The noise a bomb makes two clicks before going off.
4) A song.
1) "Dude!!! Click Click BOOM!!!"
2) "I'm gonna kill your punkass bitch" *click click BOOM*
3) *click* *click* *BOOM*
4) "Dude have you heard click click boom yet?"
2) "I'm gonna kill your punkass bitch" *click click BOOM*
3) *click* *click* *BOOM*
4) "Dude have you heard click click boom yet?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003
