Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

España

1. A fancy term for a spanner.
2. Spain in Spanish.

"Dude, pass me my España."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003