Soiled Undergarment's definitions

BT

1) English telecommunications company who are like the Bell System, only they are lacking the intelligence.
2) Military abbreviation for Big Tits.

1) "Dude, let's go phuck up BT."
2) "Soldier, Your mission is to infiltrate the Playboy mansion, upon arrival at the LZ you will meet a colleague armed with BT."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

pangalactic bottyblaster

D.I.Y Colonic anal douchebags.

"Dude, I can't afford a colonic."
"Dude, get a pangalactic bottyblaster - they're only £4.99."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

<><

A Jesus fish, usually found on cars.

Have a Jesus fish. <><

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

phreaker

A L337 phone h4x0r who hacks the phone system.

i am a phreaker too

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

goldmember

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003