A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.
by Softicretuired June 17, 2025
Defender of himself from great soft creature, running away from her since the day she dragged him by his ankles to an undisclosed location in the gymnasium. He claims himself to be Lupin the third but the only thing he steals is stuff that his classmates leave out. His knowledge of the soft creature has been proven somewhat useful to the government for attempting to catch the legendary beast, but still it wasn't enough.
by Softicretuired June 17, 2025
The owner of this account, he claims to be smart but uses Chat GPT for everything and by everything I MEAN EVERYTHING!!! He rarely gets annoyed and will grab anything that is apparently KFC chicken, Noah's balls, Aoboon's nose, Rhymes's ass, Emilia's knitting supplies, Francis's Browning Hi-Power, Thomas's 3D Printed card holder, you name it. He is the mastermind behind the terrorist attacks on Sophie's Chippies and probably is going to execute Rhymes with USSOP or stealing his Fried Chicken. (Written by Lupin III)
Francis: "Christopher's balls are KFC Popcorn chicken"
Quinton: *Grabs Christopher's Balls*
Christopher: "OH YEAAAAH!"
Francis: *Caulks Browning Hi-Power*
Quinton: *Grabs Christopher's Balls*
Christopher: "OH YEAAAAH!"
Francis: *Caulks Browning Hi-Power*
by Softicretuired June 18, 2025
A short Greek goddess without vast amounts of wisdom and skin as smooth as Emirate's hardest landing. Also referred as the Soft Creature she loves eating Chippies and Cookies. Deny her access, She'll drag you by the ankles or just straight up sit on the back of your head while your face is being suffocated by a pillow. Lesbian, will eat something if it moves at exactly 75m/s. Quinton's worst nightmare if she gets close to him and Francis isn't there to supervise them.
Person: "There is a cute little bunny in the cave"
Sorcerer: "That is no ordinary rabbit, that is a 'Sophie'."
Sorcerer: "That is no ordinary rabbit, that is a 'Sophie'."
by Softicretuired June 18, 2025