Frozen

When you're waiting on a coke deal and can't do anything else until you have safely obtained cocaine... you're frozen in the snow.

Drug addict: I just got 6 bundles, some ketamine, acid, shrooms, a little blow, and some klonapins... ready to party?

Cokehead: I just ordered up a ball, I'm gonna be frozen for about 20 minutes.

by Snowflake 2.0 February 05, 2012

Laudanum effect

The state acquired by ingesting opiates in accompaniment with alcohol. Opium and Absinthe are the most desirable substances for use in this combination, as they are most redolent of true Laudanum, a compound of a wide spectrum of opium alkaloids and alcohol once used to treat various medical afflictions, and the time period in which the elixir was common.

Drug addict: I need a serious fix.

Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.

Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?

Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.

by Snowflake 2.0 August 05, 2012

Fjord

When you snort so much coke that traces remain in your nasal cavity resulting in something of a "perma-drip" or intermittent drips for a period of hours or over the course of an entire day after termination of cocaine usage. Named for the river-like bodies of water formed by glacial erosion of cliffs... the snow melts, and you end up with a fjord running down your post-nasal cavity.

Bradley and I got railed the fuck out on half a ball last night... I've had a fjord going on all day man.

by Snowflake 2.0 August 01, 2012

California

The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.

I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!

by Snowflake 2.0 August 01, 2012

Saturday Night Live

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.

Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!

Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!

Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!

by Snowflake 2.0 August 01, 2012

Hollywood party

A small party or gathering involving ecstasy, cocaine, Dubstep, and regular drug users; thus you are in the presence of "roles" (rolls), lines (of coke), Lights (a song by Bassnectar that should be played in any respectable Dubstep marathon), thin people (junkie thin), and plenty of action, in whatever form might suit the occassion (not necessarily sexual activity)... both the literal AND alternative definitions are found in abundance in Hollywood, the land of film sets, celebrities... and drugs.

Raver: Wow, all these fuckin' Transformers and yay and Bangarang blasting... is this a gonna be a balls-out rave?

Cokehead: No, it's just a Hollywood party, but it's gonna be live as fuck.

by Snowflake 2.0 August 01, 2012

Frosted Flakes

Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.

Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!

Junkie: Breakfast of champions...

by Snowflake 2.0 August 06, 2012