Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Golden State Warriors

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Foot model

Someone that doesn't think like the hand or face and body boys.

Guy- I'm a foot model mama.

Girl- Ewww, put your shoes on your feet stink.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Big

Vampires think of big different than most folks.

Blade-Is that my weapon? It looks heavy.

Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...

Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?

Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Klay Thompson

Before he started playing basketball, he was a dork next door to somebody up in Oregon.

Oh, that's just Klay Thompson, have you ever heard a softer nickname for two dudes then the Splash Brothers?

by Snowboy Jr. April 21, 2023

Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022