by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Teen riots mug.Guy- What the fuck is this waver waving you down for? You're a real one, not a bitch. She is trying to turn you into one of them, those bitch dudes you see waving at people all the time.
by Snowboy Jr. December 20, 2022
Get the Waver mug.A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.
Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriors mug.A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.
The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriors mug.The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.
by Snowboy Jr. April 04, 2023
Get the Slapgate mug.A city with a small town atmosphere pro football team that isn't weak, thus proving that the size of a town doesn't indicate the strength of a sports team.
I don't dislike the Packers because they are weaker than other teams, or because I have something against where they are from Green Bay) they are quite the contrary. I dislike them because they had Brett Favre and people like that, and because their fans wear those goofy cheese heads. You know, good, real reasons like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
Get the Green Bay mug.An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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