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Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.
It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.
by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023
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Green Bay

A city with a small town atmosphere pro football team that isn't weak, thus proving that the size of a town doesn't indicate the strength of a sports team.
I don't dislike the Packers because they are weaker than other teams, or because I have something against where they are from Green Bay) they are quite the contrary. I dislike them because they had Brett Favre and people like that, and because their fans wear those goofy cheese heads. You know, good, real reasons like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
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Golden State Warriors

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.
The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
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Narwhal

That guy/girl next door was claiming to be a shark, but really he/she is just a narwhal.
by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
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Coward girl

A female that wants to fight people that don't want to engage in a fight.
You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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Sacramento Kings

People say they could beat the Warriors, but the Warriors and their fans still don't really think they could beat the Warriors yet, since it hasn't happened.
The Sacramento Kings are a good team, but the Warriors still don't think they're as good as the Warriors.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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