Definitions by Snape loves you

1000 awesome things

A blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: Bakery air, snow days, showering in other people's showers, broccoli flower, etc. Today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, Each post usually ends with: AWESOME!

Today I went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.

1000 awesome things by Snape loves you April 11, 2010

Dictionary 

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

Dictionary by snape loves you April 10, 2010

Dumbledoor 

The way dumbasses spell "Dumbledore"

N00b: "snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDOOR11!!1!"
Me: "It's DumbleDORE, dumbass,"

Dumbledoor by Snape loves you January 27, 2010

Edward Cullen

Sparkley sugar daddy (Old men who like to spoil their young girlfriends) that is a peeping tom and has an un-natural obsession with a rather clingy girl.

"Screw Edward Cullen, I support Cedric Diggory"
"Edward Cullen is a great example of dirty old men you usually meet over the internet"

Edward Cullen by Snape loves you January 26, 2010

Justin Beiber 

A nearly male version of Miley Cyrus. Canadian. Wanna-be gangster who acts like Usher is his best friend. Fans of his are usually 7 year old Disney fan-girls.

"Justin Beiber is a disgrace to Canada"

Justin Beiber by Snape loves you January 26, 2010

Huff 

The sound the Big Bad wolf made when he tried to blow down the 3 little pig's houses.

"I'll HUFF and I'll PUFF and I'll BLOW THIS PLACE DOWN!"

Huff by Snape loves you January 26, 2010