SnakeBiter's definitions

The Snapper

Sex move used when a man fully inserts his penis in the twat/anal from behind, the person penetrated swings his/her ass violently to the side which results in "snapping" the penis of the penetrator in half.

Henry decided to be gay and booty-bang Josh while he's asleep, but Josh pulled off the snapper and "snapped" Henry's small dick.

by SnakeBiter October 7, 2009

Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

The Diamond

Sex move involving five guys and one whore. The whore strokes two cocks with her right and left hand, sucks a cock, and gets penetrated in the ass and her vagina by the remaining two cocks. When you draw a line and connect the cocks, it forms a diamond-like shape.

Elvira attempted the diamond the other day; the aftermath was grim.

by SnakeBiter October 26, 2009

Everybody's got AIDS theory

A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.

Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.

Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

by SnakeBiter October 30, 2009

Hookcock

Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.

Brian decided to hookcock his buddy Bobby at the party because Bobby was passed out.

by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009

A Formation

From the H formation, the two guys give a hefty high five, which forms the letter "A".

Fabian and Fabio pulled off the A formation right after the H Formation. It was all good in nature.

by SnakeBiter October 14, 2009