SnaKe's definitions

Westlife

The scourge of the music industry. A disgrace to the Irish people who rake in money and aren't paying tax because our backwards government gives them an exemption under a law allowing "artists" to get away with not paying up.

Westlife came on the radio, so half the room blew their brains out.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

by Snake November 24, 2005

Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

by Snake February 1, 2006

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

free clothes association

General civilian slang for the Irish Army reserves, the FCA. Comes from the fact that a uniform is issued to all who join. See also Fools Carrying Arms and Sandbag.

You're joining the free clothes association!

by Snake January 26, 2006

yo-yo

A common nickname for the Euro

Story, bud? You couldn't lend me a couple of yo-yos for a pint?

by Snake January 15, 2005