Definitions by Smokey McPot

totaled 

getting totally wasted off of some substance.... legal or illegal

i smoked that chron and i just got totaled.

totaled by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

legalize it

the government's top priority

fuckin' legalize it man

legalize it by Smokey McPot March 23, 2003

wankshaft 

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

wankshaft by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003