Smitty Joe's definitions

Lamp

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.

1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....

by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.

n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,

by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005

jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

deep sixed

Buried; put six feet under the ground; coffinized.

Peeps be gettin deep sixed round here!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005