The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
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Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
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Get the jew beanie mug.In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
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Get the Infamous Shit Towel mug.A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
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