Smitty Joe's definitions

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.

n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,

by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005

Pick up Chicks

A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.

Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.

Varsity game tomorrow. Let's play us some Pick up Chicks! Bring a blanket, this could get dirty.

by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.

As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.

by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

deep sixed

Buried; put six feet under the ground; coffinized.

Peeps be gettin deep sixed round here!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

downer

Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.

Downers need to go clean off their dirty ass socks

by Smitty Joe July 15, 2008

jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005