13 definitions by Smitty Joe

8
In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
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9
A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.
Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!
by Smitty Joe May 16, 2005
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10
That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall
Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO
by Smitty Joe May 25, 2005
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11
The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!
by Smitty Joe May 25, 2005
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13
I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.

Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
by Smitty Joe January 17, 2008
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