13 definitions by Smitty Joe
In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
by Smitty Joe May 16, 2005
by Smitty Joe May 25, 2005
The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
by Smitty Joe May 25, 2005
by Smitty Joe May 16, 2005
I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.
by Smitty Joe January 17, 2008

