covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.
My covid-19th is in July this year.
by Smith dux Wurd April 07, 2020
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oopsie

1. (noun) A mistake.
2. (interjection) A term exclaimed whenever someone makes ir is referring to a mistake.
1. Urban Dictionary mods made an oopsie when they put the phrase “Schrödinger’s Text” as both November 8th’s AND 17’s Word-of-the-Day.

2. When my mother’s accidentally stepped on my father’s foot, she proclaimed, “Oopsie!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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Virginia Reel

When your wiener gets caught in the zipper of your pants, and there is a struggle to get it off(if you're a male). Don't look at me like it hasn't happened once before.
I saw Harvey the other day at work. Right before he sat down in his cubicle chair, he had the Virginia Reel going on down there.
by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017
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Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.
I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.
by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018
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Donald Dictionary

Urban Dictionary’s complete list of Trump definitions, of which you can find individually.
I’m sick of this Donald Dictionary crap as the word of the day 5 days a week.

Can’t there be more original words, and people who let the news figure out the news?
by Smith dux Wurd May 24, 2018
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libyammer

The whining tactic that liberals use to justify themselves even when they know they're wrong; typically endlessly or until the person they're arguing with leaves.
When Sean was asked to name one nice thing about Republicans, he started to spew loads of libyammer.

He then got word of the day.
by Smith dux Wurd April 07, 2020
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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