Definitions by Smart American Male

Roger Clemens 

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

Roger Clemens by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Rock Lee 

A character from Naruto, the popular Anime & Manga series. Known for having only the discipline of Taijutsu & the drunken fighting style. The first person to actually successfully attack Garra of the Desert. Lee is also able to shoot lasers from his eyebrows & the his abilities comes from his bowl cut. Lee is the most popular Naruto character for African Americans to cosplay as.

Guy: Rock Lee, haven't you had enough training already?
Lee: If I can't brush my hair 300 times, I am set to go for 500 nostril flares. 214, 215, 216, 217--

Rock Lee by Smart American Male October 28, 2006

drock 

A drawing of a male genital, mainly as graffiti. Drawing + cock = drock.

Goddamn fags! If I see another drock made on this desk, I'll tie their asses in knots!

drock by Smart American Male October 27, 2006

greasemo 

A dirty old man; A overgreased slice of pizza; An oil changing expert

"Help! This greasemo from the alley tried to grab me!"

"Eww! This slice is a greasemo! Get me a napkin or something!"

"Damn! That car oil was fast! You greasemos are alright!"

greasemo by Smart American Male October 24, 2006

graham cracker 

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

graham cracker by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

sesame buns 

A sexy woman's rump. Mainly the best physical feature, ironically.

Girl: Hi. Have we met before?
Boy: Hello...oooh, that's fine!
Girl: Heheheh! Like my sesame buns?
Boy: Ooh, yeah. I want a bite out of those cheeks!

sesame buns by Smart American Male September 28, 2006

meatwallet 

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

meatwallet by Smart American Male September 10, 2006