Slunjan's definitions

fart

The process of releasing methane gas out of you ass.

Data: I'm picking up traces of methane gas right behind you capt'n.

Picard: I farted!

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan August 15, 2008