Slunjan's definitions

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan August 15, 2008

Emo Pirate

It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.

Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.

damn i lost my eye patch in the last attack. I'm an Emo Pirate now.

by Slunjan August 16, 2008