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Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 11, 2017
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Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2017
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Craig : Wow I just love the summertime all the chicks are wearing Thongs under there shorts!
Chad : Yeah and when they bend over you can see there ass!
Steve : Hey guy's I'm not wearing my Thong today gotta let my balls air out!
Chad : That does it no more Thongs at work!
Chad : Yeah and when they bend over you can see there ass!
Steve : Hey guy's I'm not wearing my Thong today gotta let my balls air out!
Chad : That does it no more Thongs at work!
by SlopNChop July 28, 2017
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Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.
by SlopNChop December 07, 2016
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Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
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Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2017
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Craig : Wow isn't Kiersten just the cutest little thing!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!
by SlopNChop July 08, 2018
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