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Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2017
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Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
by SlopNChop May 5, 2017
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Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2018
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Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
by SlopNChop January 14, 2019
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Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!
by SlopNChop September 16, 2017
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Get the Pleasure Point mug.Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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