Handjob

When a penis is held by another person's hand and stroked for pleasure
Chad: Hey Kiersten could you come to my office please!
Kiersten : What's up I'm really busy hope this don't take long!
Chad : I just want my daily Handjob that's all then you can get back to work!
Kiersten : Ok pull down your pant's!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh shit you got cum all over my shirt!
Chad: No problem now you can have me with you for the rest of the day!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your so sweet!
Chad : I know now get your ass back to work after I slap it!
Kiersten : Ohhh!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017
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yummy fuck bitch

When a married man has a younger more attractive girlfriend on the side that he only has sex with.
Jennifer : Why does chad always text you isn't he married?

Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!
by SlopNChop May 25, 2016
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Pound

When the penis creates vigorous action in the pussy or anus
Chad : Craig this is Olivia our new girl please show her around!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
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Blow Job

When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure
Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!

Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
by SlopNChop February 05, 2019
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Number 2

Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
by SlopNChop June 21, 2018
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Patty Cakes

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!
by SlopNChop September 12, 2017
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Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's
Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!
by SlopNChop November 14, 2018
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