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Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
Get the Cum Responsiblemug. Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2017
Get the Shavemug. When a guy's hard dick is placed inside a girls soft pussy and lot's of cum is released causing the guy to moan and the girl to scream really loud.
Sara : Last night Craig came inside me for the first time I must say It was the best Orgasm a girl could ever have!
Kiersten : Yeah I remember the first time Jake gave me an Orgasm there was so much cum running out my pussy he just couldn't stop!
Chad : Yeah I remember the first time I gave you an Orgasm Kiersten you screamed so loud the cop's came and gave you a ticket disturbing the public!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna give me an Orgasm so I can scream real loud?
Chad : Oh Steve you silly boo I can't give you an Orgasm you don't have a pussy!
Steve : No but you could fuck me in the ass!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Sara : Uh Gross!
Kiersten : No Kidding So Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah I remember the first time Jake gave me an Orgasm there was so much cum running out my pussy he just couldn't stop!
Chad : Yeah I remember the first time I gave you an Orgasm Kiersten you screamed so loud the cop's came and gave you a ticket disturbing the public!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna give me an Orgasm so I can scream real loud?
Chad : Oh Steve you silly boo I can't give you an Orgasm you don't have a pussy!
Steve : No but you could fuck me in the ass!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Sara : Uh Gross!
Kiersten : No Kidding So Gross!
by SlopNChop May 12, 2018
Get the Orgasmmug. Brianne : Hey Chad thanks for hiring me I really needed a job SOO!!! are you gonna be my Cum Daddy?
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!
by SlopNChop July 17, 2018
Get the Cum Daddymug. Kiersten went into Casey's to get cigarettes big gulps doughnuts and condoms and when she came back she found Chad fucking Mackenzie in the Backseat of her car!
by SlopNChop December 11, 2016
Get the Backseatmug. Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2018
Get the Double Dickermug. Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky girl to have Chad as your Bed Buddy!
Kiersten : Yeah Chad's really likes pretty little petite girls he say's they are more fun to fuck!
Kaylee Wow I'm petite maybe we could be Bed Buddy's too!
Kiersten : Uh I don't think so not to be mean or anything but your face look's like a big pile of dog crap!
Kaylee : Maybe if I wear a bag on my head I could have a chance!
Kiersten : Uh not gonna happen!
Kiersten : Yeah Chad's really likes pretty little petite girls he say's they are more fun to fuck!
Kaylee Wow I'm petite maybe we could be Bed Buddy's too!
Kiersten : Uh I don't think so not to be mean or anything but your face look's like a big pile of dog crap!
Kaylee : Maybe if I wear a bag on my head I could have a chance!
Kiersten : Uh not gonna happen!
by SlopNChop May 2, 2017
Get the Bed Buddy'smug.