Definitions by SlopNChop

Sasuage And Bacon 

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

Legs 

An attractive part of the female body if exposed can cause a male to create a boner!

Kiersten wrapped her Legs around Chad's neck so he could lick her pussy!

Legs by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

Chocolate Moose 

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

Chocolate Moose by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

creampie 

A sticky creamy goo that a guy ejects from his penis after a vigorous fuck!

After Chad pulled his hard dick out of Kiersten's pussy he gave her A Creampie!

creampie by SlopNChop October 24, 2016

Lap Fuck 

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock

Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

Lap Fuck by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

Kmart 

A dead retail store where the shelves and parking lot are always empty!

Chad: I'm horny and want some fucky wannna get a room?

Kiersten : Why waste the money when there's Kmart over there!

Chad : Nice!

Kmart by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

Stroke n Suck 

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

Stroke n Suck by SlopNChop October 19, 2016