A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.
Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
by SlopNChop July 09, 2018
Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop June 11, 2019
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2017
Bambi : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!
Kaylee : Uh hey Bambi!
Jenna : Hey Kaylee! (wink)
Kaylee : Why are all these girls are winking at me?
Kiersten : Probally cause I told everyone your a Lesbian pretty funny huh!
Kaylee : You Stupid Bitch! How could you!
Steve : Hey Kaylee (wink)
Kiersten : Oh Steve you silly boo Kaylee is a Lesbian!
Steve : O Really I just didn't know sorry!
Kaylee : Kiersten SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Vanessa : Hey Kaylee! Mmm we should hook up sometime! (wink)
Kaylee : GOD DAMN"T IM NOT A LESBIAN!
by SlopNChop June 14, 2018
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
by SlopNChop September 25, 2017
A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 06, 2018
1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
by SlopNChop September 26, 2019