SlopNChop's definitions

Cd Player

A devise that you place a compact disc in and enjoy music of all kinds

Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!

by SlopNChop May 2, 2017

office

The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.

Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

The sound a person makes when they are having an orgasam or taking a dump!

Keirsten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! (pause) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Keirsten : Chad did you just fuck me and take a shit in my bed!
Craig : Wait was that in my ass!

by SlopNChop October 8, 2016

Poop Pleasure

When A guy get's a hard on from watching another person taking a dump

Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!

by SlopNChop November 19, 2016

Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day

Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

Tittie Winks

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.

Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!

by SlopNChop October 1, 2016

Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream

Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2016