SlopNChop's definitions

Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

Blowjob

When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth

Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So

Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!

by SlopNChop May 7, 2018

Shop Vac

A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes

Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!

by SlopNChop September 26, 2018

Fuck Yeah

What someone shout's after they have accomplished something amazing!

Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!

by SlopNChop March 30, 2017

Fuck

A word used to describe sexual intercourse or frustration

Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)

by SlopNChop December 6, 2020

Raise

When a person's pay/salary is increased due to job performance or company loyalty.

Chad : Damn Abi your hair is so long and soft! Ahhhh!
Abi : Cock!
Chad : Great idea I should rub my cock all over you hair! Ahhhh!
Abi : Suck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should suck my cock!
Abi : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Fuck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should fuck my cock!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad : God damn't Steve im trying to fuck Abi!
Abi : 2 Cock's?
Chad : Great idea we should double fuck you!
Abi : Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey Chad! OH MY GOD!
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
Kiresten : So did you ask Chad if we could have a Raise?
Kaylee : Well no but im pretty sure Abi will be getting a Raise real soon!
Kiersten : That Bitch! What does she have that we don't have?
Kaylee : Well Chad's cock in her for one!
Kiersten : Oh Great we have to give him a Raise to get a Raise!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2018

Sex

When two people get naked stick there privates together and create a sticky mess.

Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2017