Vwerk

A front bump twerk. When a woman frantically shakes her vagina up and down.

Shakira vwerked here way up and down that half-time stage!

by Slippin' pee hands February 03, 2020

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 28, 2021

Corona and chill

When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself

Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!

by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

Prostitute

Your mom.

Prostitute; see above.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019