When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.
Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

by Slippin' pee hands February 02, 2020

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.
by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020
