Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Slippin' Pee Hands

Vwerk

A front bump twerk. When a woman frantically shakes her vagina up and down.

Shakira vwerked here way up and down that half-time stage!

Vwerk by Slippin' pee hands February 2, 2020

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3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

3/5 Compromise by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

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Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

Neapolitan Pretzel by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

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Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.

Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.

Finding Nemo by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019