Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

Corona and chill

When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself

Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!

by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Vwerk

A front bump twerk. When a woman frantically shakes her vagina up and down.

Shakira vwerked here way up and down that half-time stage!

by Slippin' pee hands February 03, 2020

Prostitute

Your mom.

Prostitute; see above.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

Smash Mix

A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

by Slippin' pee hands October 03, 2020