Definitions by Slimmer Fredette
South African ant hill
When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning
South African ant hill by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Japanese Jazz Hands
When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.
Japanese Jazz Hands by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
German noodle leash
The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
German noodle leash by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
North Peruvian nickel stack
The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
North Peruvian nickel stack by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Clammy craw didder
Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.
I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.
Clammy craw didder by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022