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When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the South African ant hill mug.When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the Japanese Jazz Hands mug.The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leash mug.The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the North Peruvian nickel stack mug.Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.
I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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