Definitions by Slangapore

Jurong Gone

When someone gets lost and nobody knows where they are.

Bro went to buy drinks and became Jurong Gone.

Jurong Gone by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Yew Tee-ous

A condition where someone becomes dangerously hungry.

Lunch starts in ten minutes and I'm feeling yew tee-ous.

Yew Tee-ous by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Boon Lay-ver

When you've completely given up.

Three tests tomorrow. It's boon lay-ver.

Boon Lay-ver by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Tiong bruh

What you say when your friend does something unbelievably stupid.

You submitted a blank worksheet? Tiong bruh.

Tiong bruh by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Woodlandsn’t

A location that is legally part of Singapore but emotionally, spiritually, and geographically feels much further away.

Meeting in Woodlands? That's basically Woodlandsn’t — I need a visa, two MRT transfers, and a packed lunch.

Woodlandsn’t by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Semba-wang

The sound made when you see your exam results.

Math results came back. SEMBA-WANGGG 😭

Semba-wang by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Clementi-n’t

The sudden loss of motivation to do something.

Halfway through my homework I became Clementi-n’t.

Clementi-n’t by Slangapore June 3, 2026