Skyjuice's definitions

going moron

Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.

I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dinner, Supper and Deserved

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008