Definitions by Skyjuice

Dickrest 

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

Dickrest by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Gridfaced 

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

Gridfaced by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Blinkercourse 

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

Blinkercourse by skyjuice December 30, 2008

McBurghost 

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

McBurghost by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Dinner, Supper and Deserved 

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

Dinner, Supper and Deserved by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Definition 

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

Magical Definition by skyjuice December 30, 2008