timeshitter

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.

That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 17, 2019

megachunker

Technically: something/someone that is 1000x larger than a regular kilochunker.

In practice: an exceptionally large chunker.

My cat weighs 17 lbs; he’s a megachunker.

by Sky Commander Winkie September 10, 2018

lil blurper

Fish

Lil blurper: “blurp”

by Sky Commander Winkie June 08, 2018

Zomborgini

Legendary Italian inventor of zombie cyborgs, i.e. zomborgs.

Mama Mia! Dotore Zomborgini make-a da zomborgignere! They eat-a mi mama! Now who-a gonna make-a me da meat-a-ball-a's?

by Sky Commander Winkie July 03, 2017

troublin' bubblin'

The sound your intestines make to warn you you're about to spend a while on the toilet

Uh-oh, troublin' bubblin', hold my calls.

by Sky Commander Winkie September 08, 2017

plastinate

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

fluffbeast

A majestically fluffy cat(or other animal).

That fluffbeast is majestically fluffy.

by Sky Commander Winkie July 19, 2017